Ed's Sweet Sixteen
To those more than fifteen thousand people who have seen Ed's Place, I told about Ed's Sweet Sixteen. Now, I will tell you why I did not get the girl.
In Ed's Place, there was a lasting fame for a girl's name but it would have taken money to put the fame upon her. The trouble was that I did not have the money and didn't make enough. That was the reason I could not look for a girl.
Now, I am going to tell you what I mean when I say "Ed's Sweet Sixteen". I don't mean a sixteen year old girl, I mean a brand new one. If it had meant a sixteen year old girl, it would have meant at the same time, that I made money for the sweet sixteen while she was making love with a fresh boy.
I will furnish all the love making to my girl. She will never have to seek any from anybody else, for I believe that there